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I scream and you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop. Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.

You've no need to light a night-light

On a light night like tonight,

For a night-light's light's a slight light,

And tonight's a night that's light.

When a night's light, like tonight's light,

It is really not quite right

To light night-lights with their slight lights

On a light night like tonight.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.

Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.

Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?

Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

If two witches would watch two wrist watches, which witch would watch which wrist watch?

Betty Botter bought some butter;

“But,” said she, “the butter’s bitter!

If I put it in my batter

It will make my batter bitter,

But a bit of better butter 

That would  make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter

Better than her bitter butter

And she put it in her batter

And the batter was not bitter

So ’twas better Betty Botter

Bought a bit of better butter.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Pipper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where are the pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?