Truyện cười tiếng Anh chủ đề giáo viên và học sinh

Teacher: Peter, give me a sentence starting with "I"

Peter: I is..

Teacher: No, Peter … always say "I am"

Peter: All right… "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet".

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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?

Louie: Because George still has the axe in his hand.

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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

Simon: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?

Clyde: No, sir. It’s the same dog.

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Teacher: Harold, how do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Harold: A teacher

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